Here is the captains unedited reaction to the following situation:

Anchored in St Martins lagoon, also known as poop lagoon. It is very hot but you don´t really want to go for a swim here. Waiting for spareparts, hopefully arriving in a couple of days but its carneval and easter ahaed, so you never know. The plotter has a major problem and he has tried a billion different options to get it to work properly again. Now he is reading the manual. He is looking forward to soon catch upp with some sailingfriends to celebrate his 50s birthday in the BVI, but keep in mind, the spareparts may be delayed. The boat is a mess of tools and stuff all over the place. He hasn`t had a descent haircut, shower or shaving for quite a while. And now his wife is playing around with the new GoPro that is purchased in account of his uppcoming birthday.

You get the picture? Be prepared….